Sunday, 25 October 2015

A ROAD LESS TRAVELLED (poem)



A ROAD LESS TRAVELLED

We have become unaware
Of the presence of multitudes
Of voices that speak divergent languages-

-Of spectators whose opinions we don’t need.

We have become odd-
For what they seek
Is not what we give

And what they see
Is not who we are.

We are like a road
Less travelled,
Free of footprints
But not of essence

(c) Bura-Bari Nwilo 2015

Friday, 23 October 2015

WHAT A MAN CAN’T FORGIVE: a.v.a.g.i.n.a.s.t.o.r.y

WHAT A MAN CAN’T FORGIVE


I’m a man. I’m few years below 30. I think from 25, everything that needs to grow in the human anatomy should have approached its full height. But I’m also aware that medical conditions can be responsible for some delays or so.

But what do you think flares me up to a state of un-forgiveness? Let me give you a clue. It has to be something that punctures my ego – the manliness. And let your unclean mind wander afar, like a Nigerian opposition politician who is trying to understand where his next meal would come from.

To me, a lot could flare me up to un-forgiveness. And do I think same may flare up other men? Maybe. This is what may flare me up and lead me to un-forgiveness. It is not my weakness for fried plantain and gizzard which when taken away, I may have to take up my late grandmother’s pestle. It would definitely not be the partial or total takeover of my girlfriend. In sincerity, between man and what man believes in, I can’t forgive a large vagina in whose presence I look like a midget, especially when I was made to believe it was a less frequently travelled road.

I mean, it is not a one-way street where blames ought to be heaped on one poor soul. Either my penis is so small or the vagina is ridiculously national or global. And since I know the size of my worktool, and since I have made several consultations and I have got many testimonies that it is average, not too big and not close to being addressed as small, I feel I’ll never forgive a whale sized vagina.

Let me tell you what kills me with it. I am there, excited that I would be a conqueror, that I would drop the jeans and assist the bringing down of my partner’s and then give in my best but when its jacket is worn and the tool is inserted, and I feel lonely, like a man in a tunnel, like if I said a word is said in there it would echo and somehow I’d be lost? A large vagina must be a great turn-off for a lot of men. Maybe that’s why those who are married and have had kids with their spouses cheat. They go out to look for tighter corners where they would feel good, struggle through the sacred passage and make someone moan for real.

Sadly, a woman isn’t born with an automatic Pacific sized vagina. Na. Maybe childbirth, which I feel is the major cause and the unawareness of some women who have had babies to take care of their priceless gifts. A lot is wrong with marriage. In it people become relaxed. A man or woman, who usually shaved pubic hairs and others, barely takes good care of him/herself in marriage and then Things Fall Apart.

The vagina is quite sensitive. I understand the size may not matter but psychologically, when I log in and I can’t feel the two walls rubbing against my joystick, and the stick is like some  misappropriated N20 billion that can’t be found, I begin to sense a lot of things crumbling.


I once had an irritating sex. It was around the less developed stage of my life. So this beauty and I agreed on sex and I was offered an amazing posture. The backdoor is simply great. That was the door I was given. I had inserted and had started gaming and was almost getting exhausted when the evil chic asked if I had inserted the penis that she was not feeling anything. I fell flat in utter disbelief; was my dick so small or was the passage same as the one described in the holy book, the one that leads to Hell Avenue?
Passages ought to be moderate. I can stand befall anything but not one that swallows me. Not even love can keep me in such marriage/ union and I am sure a lady may enjoy much care too but once a joystick doesn’t stimulate a thing in her, she’d probably walk away.
Life’s too short ni.

 

Saturday, 3 October 2015

Pictures from the Sand Artist



Zina Saro-Wiwa’s gallery, the Boys' Quarters Project Space occupies what used to be her father’s office on Aggrey Road in Port Harcourt. Today, the three rooms space in the two storey building play host to arts lovers, something a bit different from when Ken Saro-Wiwa worked from there. His has been business and then the politics of decrying the devastation on the environment caused by activities of oil exploration. Today, the blend of colours and light gives exhibitions an alluring feel.   



Though the inner office of the late writer’s office has been transformed slightly, the adjustment being the installation of a projector which plays themed photos, light fittings, his desk, chair and name tag are still intact – some rare antique you’d say. 


What makes an interesting visit to the gallery is the location. Just around the corner, from the Lagos Bus Stop junction is the unending fence of the Port Harcourt Prison where Mr Saro-Wiwa was detained until his eventual execution. And while in the gallery, the sometimes disturbing sound of unwanted music from shops on the busy Aggrey Road adds its own blend of colour to the beautiful pictures or crafts inside the gallery.



But Ms Saro-Wiwa’s space isn’t just a set-up in memory of her father. It is for humanity, as artists with exceptional works display them to the public. Currently on display are works by Charles Udofia – a first time exhibitionist. Mr Udofia makes portrait from sand. Yes. He gets the right type of sand and applies it tactically to form the subject of his work. 

Mr Udofia who is from Akwa Ibom State is a self-trained, no-studio artist who combines trading in a small shop where he displays his art works almost side by side with his wares. During my visit, the second since the space was opened; I met Dumnwii Fadeh, the project’s country manager. He shared his passion for the arts and matching ideas which brought him in contact with Zina. We spent time taking pictures.  


According to Fadeh, the centre has had five exhibitions which come up thrice in a year. The gallery is opened Wednesdays – Saturdays – 11am to 6pm. 


Saturday, 26 September 2015

The Age of Bobby Rak



Provinces have territorial lords. In the arts, Port Harcourt has been, relatively, warming the bench. In music video making, it has been a boring time on TV until the Rak era. 

Enthusiasts pick up cheap and available cameras and shoot whatever it was that was in front of them, poorly edit them and its goes on air. There is little attention on how steady a shot appears, the intensity of focus on the subject, re-dressing of not-camera-worthy images, and angles too.
To a TV critic here in the Garden City, everyday in front of the TV would be complemented with constant headache and plea for the world to come to an end, so maybe there would be a reset of the universe, so maybe, magically, better things might appear on TV, again.
But since art is diversifying, music videos and photography are taking centre stage. And Bobby Rak is emerging as a crowned cinematography lord of the oil rich city of Port Harcourt, particularly because he is dedicated and his works are pieces that can compete with works from around the continent.
His choice of location and artistic flexibility which allows him to work with other professionals based in the city on his set puts him in a dignified class. And when he is not behind a camera capturing an ideal moment, Mr Rak is karate, personified. It is obvious in his walks, his hand gestures and short films.
Karate is my first love, he said. Then film. Then others. His epiphany occurred in 2005 when he was playing around, recording actions. His ‘backyard’ videos got the attention of Charles Granville, a musical artist of the gospel sub-genre, then Hilda Dokubo. In Hilda’s home, he had to answer the question of what to do with his teeming interest in film. His response was expected of a young man. He wanted to be a filmmaker. But being a filmmaker in Nigeria is a tasking venture, just as it is elsewhere. But what makes the Nigeria’s perspective exclusive is the lack of standard movie studios. Everything is independent; including marketing and distribution and no one would give a better scope into the industry than Hilda Dokubo who had spent a greater part of adulthood on screen in Nigeria. 

Bobby took home the advice to start small. From that moment a new man was born. He would begin seeking for jobs and he would hire cameras to cover events and after subtracting expenditures, his gain would propel his next move. About how he picked interest in editing, which came before his love for camera, he had seen Iyke Harris at work. When he approached him to know more about editing, he was guided. He would always refer to him when he met a dead-end. But this is his story.
Today, Bobby Rak is an identifiable brand with digital filmmaking in Port Harcourt. He has not stopped there. He has created a Whatsapp group of professionals with roots in Port Harcourt but based around the world to see how they can rekindle interests and sustain the craft of making film. Their first project would be a short film exhibition which would hold in 2016. It would bringing together filmmakers and serve as retreat for their skills, Bobby said.
When asked for his name in Ikwerre, Bobby laughed and said we could skip that. But he appears honest and carefree with humility. He is married and the union has a daughter who is slightly over a year old.  
Bobby’s interest in the big screen is something that’s gaining weight. His strategies are on course. His first plan of being the people’s choice has worked so far. He is gathering momentum for the next which is feature films. He felt coming through the music video door would enable him again enough followership than moving straight into films. This he is positive would make a successful project, especially from the Garden City, his home.
Tucked quietly in the Elekahia Housing Estate, Bobby barely has an alone time. When he does, he must be too stern, to scare away the teeming younger artist who surround him until late in the night. When I met him, he was negotiating a job that would have him film some dancers who had qualified for the Glo sponsored ‘Dance with Peter.’ Seated a swivel chair in a simple house attire, his master -desktop computer sputtering images of a photo shoot he finished within the week, Bobby listened to the concepts and plea to assist the dance crew. But inside the quiet young man who sat listening is an enthusiastic learner and creator.
When we eventually spoke, he showed me a short film he was editing. The story is of a home run by an abusive father who has chased away his wife with constant battering and who has raped his teenage daughter. Bobby said it was a collaborative effort with an NGO to help sensitize people on the effect of abuse on the psychology of the children in marriage.
Another project he showed me was one he filmed in villages in Bonny earlier this year, about the effect of oil exploration. Villages in the oil rich Bonny barely had drinkable water and electricity. While gas flared all day, killing the ambiance created by moonless nights, the people of the village only had yellow glowing light that only created heat and pollution.
By the time I was due to leave, the neighbourhood was quiet but for light bulbs from the houses that lined to make up Second Avenue. Everyone would be home, in front of the television. One or two of the families would watch some of the creations of Bobby Rak. And hopefully, Rak won’t be on his computer, he would be home, next door to his studio, playing with his daughter, hoping for some ideas that would lead to a better project.  
#Before our meeting, he had responded to our usual Ten Question for Sundays.


At what point do you say you have an ideal shot when filming or photographing?
At the point when proper interpretation has been achieved for whatever concept i'm using for the shot
You are based in the city of Port Harcourt, what makes this city lovable, from your perspective?
Port Harcourt is home and there is no place like home.
I’ve seen some of your works, my favourite is Izurukeme by D Smart. Do you have a favourite of your works?
Yes I have a favourite for now. My favourite is OH MY BABY by BUKWILD DA IKWERRIAN. Reason is that the project was made possible by a massive collaboration of artistic people based here in Port Harcourt (same as Izurukeme) and the working atmosphere was friendly, fun and totally enjoyable coupled with the fact that the music is indigenous, Ikwerre to be precise which happens to be my tribe.
I particularly love the fact that you collaborated with Eddy Isaacs. How was the effort? 
Working with Eddy was everything I expected it to be. We succeeded in interpreting the concept I created.
When someone contracts you on a music video project, what do you consider, the lyric, rhythm or the personality?
I consider all of them.
You are a filmmaker. When would you be making your first feature film debut?
As soon as I have the means. I have a couple of short films to my credit and I believe a feature will come soon.
What kind of movie would you love to make?
Action/comedy
Artistically, everyone loves to move to Lagos, the centre of entertainment. Would you be making such moves soon?

Technology has made the world smaller. I will expand not move
What’s your most preferred play tool while filming or photographing?
The canon EOS 5D Mark iii for now
If you were to make a list of 5 music videos I would catch you watching, who would make that list?
Tough question oh! I watch rock music videos ‘cus they exhibit a lot of creativity... but let me restrict myself to Nigeria... Gollibe by Flavour, directed by Clarence Peters.
The One by Pelli, directed by Adasa Cookey.
Show Me your Rozay by Ketchup, directed by Adasa Cookey
Izurukeme by D’smart
and
Oh My Baby by Bukwild


Sunday, 20 September 2015

Seyi Babatope doesn't believe big budget means good film.

Seyi Babatope’s movie, Lunch Time Heroes is in cinemas. He’s called it the first Nollywood family film. The cast is impressive, particularly because he worked with kids; any director’s biggest headache. The trailer is quite fascinating and Diana Yekinni plays Banke Adewumi, a corp member who makes a change in the lives of some seven students who are not good at sports. The busy Seyi spared sometime while in the UK for the premiere of When Love Happens to respond to few questions. Enjoy it.  
Your new movie is for the family but particularly made for children. What motivated it?

I was interested in another side of Nigerian cinema that in my opinion has been neglected and is a key component to the survival of any industry .Talent pool, an industry must replenish its talent base and pipeline. That was one of the key motivations behind Lunch Time Heroes and I wanted to make a film I could go and see with my nephews.

Filming with children could be hectic, how did you manage the young actors?

These kids were a joy to be around for the two weeks that we shot for. I enjoyed every single moment with them. and I’d do it again if the opportunity arose.

I haven’t seen the film. In two words, tell me about it.

Fun and Fun


Working in the Nigerian space as a filmmaker, how has the process been?

Working in Nigeria is something I take in my stride. I stay within my close family of collaborators and I stay focused on the goal. I accept the challenge of the terrain Nigeria is and just want to go about the business of disproving naysayers and doubters. A rose can grow from concrete.

Compared to some popular names that have been making films with millions in Nigeria, yours is low budget. Was that intended?

I am comfortable making the kinds of films I've been making so far. Making films in the millions is not as interesting to me as making a good film. Having said that, making films in really tough in Nigeria and those that are able to make good films should be applauded because it is an extremely difficult undertaking.

What camera did you shoot with?

We shot the Red Epic Dragon with anamorphic.

What are the top three films you could be caught watching?

Inception, Before Sunset, Constant Gardner, just to name a few of the films I like.


In Hollywood, who would you love to cast in a movie someday and why?

There are too many talented people out there that just bring the business. I’m drawing a blank now.

Is there anything as a uniquely Nigerian story?

There is a thing as a Nigerian perspective which I feel is valid. Stories are ultimately about the human condition and that is universal. A perspective that is Nigerian will give the stories a unique flavor that can only be ours.
What are you currently watching?

I just saw a documentary called the Fog of War.